Belllover9

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

(via yaoiskeletons)

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via yaoiskeletons)

twofoxes:

i got an anon request for a Gravity Falls/circus au but… i dont think this is what they were talking about… :)

(also i feel like i should mention finnikinn’s freakshow au because its waaay more awesome..) 8)

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lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

(via assgardian-prince)

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

(Source: danbutt, via assgardian-prince)

subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

(via yaoiskeletons)

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

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kid:

My Childhood.

(Source: nevillles, via assgardian-prince)